7 Metal Rock Christmas Songs You Need To Hear

The holiday season is upon us, and with it comes the usual barrage of festive tunes to get us in the mood for merry-making. But let's be real, most Christmas songs are sugary sweet and geared towards a more...mature audience. What about those of us who crave something a little more...metal?

Fear not, dear headbangers, for we've got you covered. Here are 7 metal rock Christmas songs that will get you in the holiday spirit without sacrificing your love for all things heavy.

What Makes a Good Metal Christmas Song?

Before we dive into our list, let's talk about what makes a good metal Christmas song. For starters, it's got to be heavy. We're talking crushing riffs, pounding drums, and screaming guitars. But it's also got to capture the spirit of the season, which can be a bit tricky.

A good metal Christmas song should strike a balance between the two, blending the darkness and aggression of metal with the cheer and joy of the holiday season. It's not an easy feat, but when done right, it's pure magic.

1. "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)" by The Ramones

Kicking off our list is The Ramones' "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)". This 1989 single is a classic example of a metal Christmas song done right. With its catchy chorus and driving rhythm, it's a foot-stomping, fist-pumping anthem that's perfect for getting you in the holiday mood.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"I don't want to fight tonight Merry Christmas, I love you so"

2. "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" by Fall Out Boy

Next up is Fall Out Boy's "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out". This 2003 single is a metal-infused pop-punk anthem that's all about the struggles of the holiday season. With its catchy hooks and driving guitar riffs, it's a fun and energetic track that's sure to get you moving.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel"

3. "Don't They Know It's Christmas Time?" by Ghost

Swedish metal outfit Ghost brings us a hauntingly beautiful take on the classic "Do They Know It's Christmas Time?". With its sweeping orchestral arrangements and haunting vocal harmonies, it's a metal Christmas song like no other.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid"

4. "Merry Christmas (Everybody's Having Sex)" by Belinda Carlisle

Belinda Carlisle's "Merry Christmas (Everybody's Having Sex)" is a tongue-in-cheek metal Christmas song that's all about, well, you guessed it. With its catchy hooks and driving guitar riffs, it's a fun and upbeat track that's sure to get you in the mood for some holiday romance.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"Merry Christmas, everybody's having sex"

5. "Christmas with the Devil" by Spinal Tap

Spinal Tap's "Christmas with the Devil" is a hilarious metal Christmas song that's all about, well, you guessed it. With its over-the-top guitar solos and ridiculous lyrics, it's a must-listen for any metal fan.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"Fa la la la la, 'tis the season to be satanic"

6. "We Wish You a Metal Christmas" by Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson, and Geoff Tate

This 2008 single brings together three metal legends - Rob Halford, Bruce Dickinson, and Geoff Tate - for a rousing metal rendition of the classic "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". With its powerful vocals and crushing guitar riffs, it's a must-listen for any metal fan.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"We wish you a metal Christmas We wish you a metal new year"

7. "Silent Night, Holy Sh*t" by Forgotten Rebels

Last but not least, we have Forgotten Rebels' "Silent Night, Holy Sh*t". This 1981 single is a tongue-in-cheek metal Christmas song that's all about, well, you guessed it. With its catchy hooks and driving guitar riffs, it's a fun and upbeat track that's sure to get you laughing.

Lyrics to Look Out For:

"Silent night, holy sh*t All is calm, all is bright"

So there you have it, folks - 7 metal rock Christmas songs that are sure to get you in the holiday spirit. Whether you're a fan of classic metal, pop-punk, or something in between, there's something on this list for everyone.

So go ahead, crank up the volume, and get ready to rock around the Christmas tree!